Well now.. Fall is upon us, time to put away the Herve Leger bandage dress (will that fucking thing ever die) and the booty shorts. No more platform sandals for ladies and v-neck T’s for brothas,  will now need the Pharrelesque cardigan to compliment.. as it’s getting nippy..

LEAVES , WEATHER AND BOOTS OH MY… GET READY FOR THE ELEMENTS!!

Not since the 80’s have I needed to adorn so much snakeskin.. I mean damn I long for my EK’s with the snakeskin on the side and my matching curve Nails with Snakeskin all over in Avocado Green..YESSSSS… I won’t be going back to that and neither should you ..but ladies and gents. allow me to introduce you to the SNAKES.. you should not avoid..

check out these boots.. you could certainly “push it along” in these joints..

Snakeskin VANS and more after the jump.. 

MAN.. I NEED THESE VANS!!!

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If you need these joints to … !!!

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Ok but look what I found on Ebay ..not in my size though..BOOOO..

Huf/Vans collaboration.. Half Cabs.. Snakeskin only 40 bones..THERE IS HOPE PEOPLE !!! loL

Clearly I need a lowkey Snakeskin Van Post.. I had no idea this was going to get this deep.. Now every lady is not obsessed with Vans the way I am .. I mean I am an old skate betty ..lol.. Let’s look at some other options for the more ADULT WOMAN .. Should be me.. but I AM GETTING THERE DANG IT !!!!

OK ladies.. you see the RED BOTTOM.. therefore no explanation is needed..however I am soooo tired of that damn LADY DAF platform.. let’s give it a rest.. IF GIVEN THOUGH .. I would still rock the shit out of them.. sitting of course.. everyone knows my walk in six inches is akin to a farmer picking potatoes HAHAHAH…!! Enjoy People..

BJ…

Can’t forget OLD DIRT MC GIRT.. “SNAKES’..

I said it would be all things SNAKE.. lol..