I recall two years ago while noshing with Darlando Eanon.. on the interwebs that “this platform thing was going to get out of hand”.. His reply was simply “Enjoy the platform and stiletto .. because grandma’s chunk shall return and then you will be SORRY” ..HAHAHA” .. WELP .. (looks around) . your grannies chunky sandal heel is back.. THE FUCK YOU SAY, you yell .. and I know, i SAID NO , AT FIRST TOO ..but look how cute they all are.. .. I also know you ghetto bitches will not be releasing your damn “7” PLATFORM “reeed bottom” stiletto situations.. ANYTIME soon.. so BECAUSE of that I am liable to just jump on board off top AGAIN ( I did it before) with the chunky heel with FERVOR. lol.. . SHIT i know some of you sistas that can’t manuever that thin ass stiletto heel should rejoice.. I FOR ONE, am tired of you bitches walking around here like newborn horses ..teetering..big asses on little snap ass heels.. Here is the answer.. you can go pretty high and at least feel like you have a little more support.. you can do a minimal chunk .. or just go super WIDE it’s your choicE.. You can go flat.. or you can keep it PLATFORM for all you stack heel girl.. I dig it.. .. and you should too.. You don’t have to throw your Pigalle’s away boo.. just GIVE THOSE BITCHES A BREAK .. LOL..
More Chunky fun after the jump..
See these are super cute.. I would totally rock these.. I like the chunky heel , it adds edge, at least right now, before you cows ruin it and wear it out .. lol.. .. I am sure this will be ruined and worn ad nauseum like the platform..The beloved platform went from vintage , edgy and stacked to OH MY GOD.. REALLY .. in like 2.2 seconds ..for now..let’s enjoy.. as Big Sean would say “Go N’ get ya sum.. Go’n Go’n get ya sum.. I know I am..
as seen on the runways of Michael Kors and Fendi…