Take your FOOD into THE POOL.. HURRAY!!!!!

pizzapoolWhile Winter has finally come in Westeros, Summer is only days away HERE  in our part of world… . When invoking the name of the four seasons; Summer is probably the most beloved and celebrated.. Yes, It’s a time for Sunshine, BBQ’s , bikinis, board shorts and swimming Pools!!

No worries about Whitewalkers right now while the sun is” beatin down on my basebal hat”, my concern is staying chill because it will get hot as 3 dragons breathing fire in some places.  You can always cool down in the pool or FIND SOME FUCKING SHADE. Ha! Then again if you can get to the pool, beach or a body of water to your liking then may I suggest the newest CRAVE of a WAVE……FOOD FLOATIES!!!!!

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There’s all sorts of snacks and treats you can float on. They didn’t have this stuff when I was a kid. So I’m totally fascinated by all of it. It’s all very cute. I’ve already imagined myself floating on a slice of pizza or perhaps a watermelon.  I hope a pineapple food floatie is made omg, I’d be ecstatic as i LOOOVEEE PINEAPPLE lol but until then I’ll float on anyone of these. They have many varieties ranging from the inexpensive kiddie toy , to the more advanced , pricey adult pool accoutrement ,like the remote control drink and snack caddy, to an inflatable, floatable BEER PONG STATION along with floating bars and islands that are larger than living rooms, ALL, for your pool.. … .  You can find most of these pool pieces at your local department or home specialty based store like , Wal-Greens, Wal-Mart, Target and/or Home Depot.  You may also find a large range of inexpensive fun pool accessories at Rite Aid, Lowes or Bartell’s. If you are really a poolside G.. you can order yourself a pool Donut while posted up in YOUR POOL, floating on a slice of pizza, smoking a joint and drinking a Mimosa delivered via pool caddy .. HA!!! ..  Check out Amazon or Ebay for some ONLINE good deals if you prefer to kick back and shop ..

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More Pool Shenanigans and a little poolside inspiration….  after the break !!!!!!

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I know this IS NOT A FOOD FLOATIE.. lol.. (well maybe if you are Henry VIII) but it’s MY FAVORITE… THE SWAN FLOATIE

WATERMELON FLOATIEI decided throw up a few pool function inspiration videos to get you in the mood for all the water works.. As cliché’ as it is we have to recognize 2pac for his pool party flavor in “I Get Around” , being from the West Coast .. Pool parties are OUR THANG.. We know how to throw em’ and back in the day , every pool party looked liked Pac’s.. So let’s celebrate his birthday early and get ready for THE SUMMER AND THE POOL!!!!!!!!       cupcakes

and of course another option is to add some “cinnamon” and Hollywood to your pool situation.. ( uh.. weirdest fucking pool party ever..)

ENJOY THE SUMMER KIDDIES…

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