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P.R.Royal OG

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Royal OG with a lil Snoop OG crumble

Ok.. so sometimes a bitch cannot afford any of my lil cute 90 dollar a gram boutique bud providers or my favorite delivery situation.  My light bill might have been particularly aggressive that week or some other monetary bullshit went down and messed with my MEDICINE BUDGET ..Ya know.. the fund had been tampered with lol..  When the coin has been compromised and shit is tight, my people at KUSHMART always come through in a CLUTCH.   This spot has specials like Crazy 88’s and 5 gram TOP SHELF strains for minimal donations. They also offer BOGO deals EVERYDAY… so you can literally come in with a ten-dollar donation and leave with 2 GRAMS of good herbage. They also offer incentive programs for rewards, they have THE OG Rick Simpson oil. (which is hard to find), all kinds of waxes, crumbles and oils, their concentrate section is very large, in fact this is one of the LA homes for Kurupt’s Moon Rock… I am truly a pot snob and I couldn’t believe what I was able to get with a mere 40 Buck donation.. and hell if you need to donate less than that , you can STILL find a decent strain. This place comes through when the budget might not be on super fat … when you need to cop , FOR THE WHOLE WEEK with a little bit of nothing. You can also come here though when your pockets are ON MAYWEATHER status and you are only buying THE MOST QUALITY OF QUALITIES, the highest echelon of the KINE … I am just saying their price points are dope for the quality of the herb, you will get, if you are on a budget.  OH BUT THEY GOT THE LOUD THOUGH .. they are not just a budget spot ,let me be clear.

pr royal og 2Quality can never be placed in detriment, even with minimal ends and this local spot is guaranteed to have what you need. If you require a very high-end Kushington or a superb Indica Dominant Hybrid, if your preference is straight Sativa or you want cooking shake or butter, this spot here is your gig. Kushmart  has an impressive array of edibles; popcorn, brownies, Kiva Bars, Cheeba Chews, Gummy Bears even medicated sodas and beverages.   IT’S THE MART.. so whatever it is, herb related , it is HERE .It runs very concise, professional and quick , IF you know what you want already. The budtenders are friendly and seem to be capable and knowledgable of their strains .LOL.. BELIEVE ME . I AM THE ASSHOLE PATIENT. i need to know everything about the strain, “who it’s pappy” , what seed, what soil , it’s a hybrid of what, is that the CBD to THC ratio for today or is this old, have you smoked it , what’s the bouquet?????  I am kidding but I do like to know what’s up before i donate. I need for the herb to be sticky and soft, pungent and if it’s an OG I need the full body taste at the end.. I CAN’T BE FRONTED ON in the herb department and I always get what I need at Kushmart.

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We actually medicate here at this blog,  it’s not just about being HIGH .. we use it  ( and get high, of course ) but we heal ourselves from our various ailments and it’s important that your budtender handle this process exactly like that, it is not the homies bud house , but a place where people who suffer can get their meds in peace.They have really cool people who work there and the atmosphere is lovely. Good music, quick assistance, knowledgeable budtenders, friendly faces, patient PATIENTS, lol.. this spot gets an A PLUS… KUSHMART JARMy favorite strains there are the staple Kushmart OG, The Matt’s P.R. (which you can always get a good deal on and this high-powered P.R. Royal OG that appears to be a mix of a HEAVY OG and a subtle P.R and the effects are ROYAL. This strain is not one that you will get on the BOGO or 5 GRAM deal BUT .. it’s a really awesome donation for a 3.5.. TREAT YO SELF .. SHOOT .  I enjoy their Snoop Og crumble as well and I do grab a lil bit of Moon Rock from time to time I always grab one 180MG Vanilla Chai Kiva Bar and a pack of RAWS…   so .. yeah .. !

Go Check out the good people of Kushmart .    It’s worth the experience.  Here is what I was listening to while blowing trees and writing this blog.. you know .. so you can feel it.. HAHAHAA

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Things to stare at while high….Yeah man..

Smoke one or two .. and enjoy the juxtaposition of what’s real and what’s not… negative space vs. everything else… Are you high.. because in reality this shit ain’t moving ..LOL..

rob gonsalves – magic realism

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more illusions to the naked eye…..

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Dispensary Review: Bud to go!!!! HerbPlease.Com

herbpleaseEvery week Superbbness and I will be giving you the goods on the local herb shops between good ole LOS ANGELES and the NORTHWEST region ( where the shit is completely LEGAL BABY ..AYEEEEE!!)  I just recently really got into bud delivery services here in LA  .  In the past I have actually been against this because last year i tried a service which shall remain nameless , and the herb was cool but I only had TWO choices.. the hell… I shop for bud like fruits and veggies.. I am like E-40 widit .. I NEED “CHOICES” DAMMIT .. anyway..  i went online to Herbplease.com and chose my flowers from a wonderful list of trees .They have Indicas, Sativas, and Hybrids.. So there I sat in my pajamas and bonnet, mouse in hand . ONLINE.. like it was crazy. just point and click like I was on Amazon buying books or some shit . I am just gleefully filling my cart . I was a bit nervous though because clearly a picture of some herb is one thing but the texture, smell and feel AND GOODNESS is a hole nug of another color.. I would have held a fool hostage up in here if he had got here and the shit looked like oregano .. HAHA .. it would be some smoke in the city and I ain’t talkin about KUSH SMOKE lol..just kidding.. I would have kindly sent him on his way without my coin BUT LUCKILY FOR ME that was not the case. The initial time they visit , they take a pic of your Doctor’s Rec and ID and after that no need until you of course renew  your recommendation.  They also have all sorts of deals and specials which is awesome. They do offer incentives with recycled bottles and Yelp Reviews which is always dope along with friendly and knowledgable honest delivery dudes.

Okay so getting to the herbals… TeslaOGMy favorite connoisseur strain is “Tesla OG”. this is a STRONG indica dominant HYBRID.. these types are my favorite strains.  I rarely smoke straight Indica and when I do i mix it with just a little TOP SHELF sativa.  I love Indica so i do need that to be dominant BUT .I like that little Sativa head high that slides through with the Indica’s body high . Ok so The Tesla OG is outstanding  you do get exactly a gram though when you buy 1 GRAM lol.. I am just keepin it 100 but the price is cool when you get 1/8ths and upwards . I would suggest getting more than a gram to get more bang for your buck, they have a 4 gram lil power pack that i always get and it’s beneficial to the pocket 😉     The other strains are great as well .. The tried and true Platinum Bubba Kush, an Indica hybrid of Platinum OG X Bubba Kush. She offers the earthy , hearty like warm taste with a real stoney head and body high asoociated with an Indica dominant/ Sativa strain..Superb… Vanderbilt OG is another special strain and it is  PART OG , PART PURPLE Hybrid and is slightly sweeter to the taste than the Tesla.,the feeling is very floaty and after I smoked it I cleaned the kitchen and organized the fridge IJS.. I always get the Jack Herrer when i order here because he truly is the King of Sativa strains.  Jack is my favorite daytime herb, I get so much done during the day when i smoke a little Mr. Herrer, It is usually my Wake and Bake strain.  Classic Jack YOU KNOW!!!!!   Edibles and everything you may need like papers, tips, blunts etc can be delivered with your meds, if you are in need. The concentrates are impressive,  right now i am working with a Blue Dream Crumble which i sprinkle generously through my Tesla/Jack joints.  They have a good selection of waxes, crumbles, melts and bubbles, all reasonably priced.HERBPLEASEPACKAGE  Don’t pass up the edibles section. They have Kiva Bars , Gummy Bears , HOney, Cheeba Chews and ey’thang in between.  I would suggest you really be BUYING some shit when you hit them up .. don’t be a jackass and try to get a hot DUB DELIVERED LOL.. don’t be that GUY .. Donate generously .. I really do enjoy this spot the packages are discreet and the drivers , again ,are always accommodating.  You order online , they call to confirm and you are on deck in about 30 minutes.  *sidenote: Don’t be trying to get no herb DELIVERED in your dusty ass , dangerous neighborhood* …you already know . ain’t nobody fucking with Western ,not really Crenshaw,  Normandie,  anything past Olympic traveling South  lol.. Pico .. USC AREA fa sho but any other part of Vermont not around Ktown you can FAGETTIT  . if it’s treacherous .. HELL NO ..LOOKS like dat ass will be in line at the spizzle .. AND THAT’S OK.. ( now my area is not all that great but i am ME ..so there’s that lol.. favors in the Kush community and that lot haahah )

Herbman Signature…

SUPREME HERBMAN OGThis lil guy is the  signature strain from The Herbman Dispensary..  .. Herbman Og.... this is a good topshelf situation ..This particular strain is a good standard OG.. very strong and worth the money.. IT IS TOP SHELF .. so expect to pay  A TOP SHELF PRICE .. LOL..

marijuana,poster,pot,propaganda,vintage,weed-bc3f083d90cc5e082dd8c262f627d477_h It is a full indica although i swear I felt more extreme head tigtness like that of a SATIVA. . although it also had the “stuck” feeling of an INDO lol.. so I am sure it is what it says… . It is their own strain so I am not sure who the parents are but it is a really good standard INDICA.. nice slight frost glazing each leaf, sweet to the smell but really hearty to the hit..  no munchies afterwards at least not for me.. lol.. and a real good basic  very heavy, wanna kick back..type of vibe…. so.. that’s what I am going to do right now.. KICK BACK.. and smoke.. 😉   lol   THIS IS MOS DEF not a WORK WEED.. We should pull this out on a good Sunday after a full meal during Boardwalk Empire.. PEACE!!!! 

let’s get into a little vintage E Fonzarelli while you roll up .. or pack that bowl. LOL..

Tangerine Queen…

tangerine-dream-sativa-490mSo .. this weekend I ran into this really cute Tangerine Sativa during  my weekly  Bubba Expedition at Aardvarks Dispensary.. and damnit.. THEY WERE WIPED OUT.. I WEPT.. there is no more BUBBA.. omg.. but through my tears my usual budtender presented this lil girl.. The smell alone was is really REALLY CITRUSY..TANGERINE FRUIT It smelled as if I just bit into a cold fresh Florida Orange.. lol.. I usually don’t buy STRAIGHT SATIVA but i wanted to give this one a try.  I got a little Earth Og too.to replace that raging INDICA thirst I had come there for,  but SuperbbNess and I have reviewed that wonderful strain (Earth)  a thousand times on 420Bamboobanga.. I thought I would take the time to enlighten you on this new sweet tangy tartness of Ms. Tangerine. the sativa that blew me away.  It crumbles well and was cool to the touch.20130922_161222. I really didn’t need to put it in my grinder.  I really tripped at how the actual smell and the burn smell is spot on with a real big ass tangerine.. It almost felt like incense or something.. The smell is awesome and the taste is just as sweet.  Of course I mixed it ..my joints usually start sativa or hybrid and end with the knock you on your ass KUSH..   Halfway through the joint I got quite giggly and melancholy.. My head was tight and I could move away from the joint for a spell and that is an awesome sign.   I would strongly suggest finding this strain in your area.. I find the high to be heavy but you are able to work with objects and hold conversations.. My mood was light and fluffy and it made me want to watch a comedy .. so I watched “Valley Girl” with NIc Cage.. hahahah.  Tangerine is the shit ya’ll..

OMG.. MY GIFT TO YOU. THE WHOLE FRIGGIN MOVIE.. thank me later..

Welcome to Seattle ..Smell the Flowers…

IMG_20130906_230044_258Sooo, Im sure you’re all interested in knowing what kind of herbal equality Ive scored since my arrival to the Great Emerald City.  This is the first bud I smoked the first night here, besides the buds I copped before I left Cali,. Unfortunately, I dont have a name for it. How about “Welcome To Seattle” . Lol. Fuck it. It was a gift. What I can tell you is that these flowers had a sweet smell to them. When I first opened the package and caught a whiff I kept saying to myself damn that smells really sweet. It wasn’t like my typical pungent OG kush smell. It was very much different. The buds were nicely compressed together compared to it being loose and leafy. I really admired staring at the crystals that were throughout the bud itself. Every time I broke a nug piece off the dust from the crystals would get on my fingers. Yesss, I licked it off. Its just weeeeed. Lmaoff. Once I got it rolled up and took my first toke it was smooth sailing with a sweet LOUD AROMA. It was such a good high I was excited with the fact that it was POURING DOWN & doing some serious THUNDERING & LIGHTNING. Everything at that moment seemed to fit perfectly. I was in a state of euphoria while being at one with nature itself. This was a random beginning of my new BUDDING relationship in the NorthWest. I look forward to getting more in depth as I explore new green terrain in my new city .. I can’t wait to share more with you guys on the sights, sounds, and herbage around me.. until then.. KEEP BURNIN’  …

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Here is a little classic to blow to.. !!!!!!

Trees… Trees.. and more Trees..

Well Cheech and Chong  (Ness and I ) have now been spread between two states lol.. I shall be covering the herb reviews onbongpr this end.. Lovely Los Angeles.. and sis Ms. SuperbbNess will be handling all things Kush related in the Lush Pacific Northwest.. SEATTLE to be exact.. I can’t wait to hear about the fresh tangy  flowers she encounters on that side of town.. YUMMMERS.

LOL.. but anyhoo..  Today’s posts are being fueled by PR King Kong.. I know the names can get cheesy and at this  point , it’s hard to keep up, but please be clear … I will never forsake a good strain due to a goofy ass name LOL.. I focus on the taste, iciness, and moistness.  I prefer a slightly sweet taste with minimal scratch through my throat LOL.. I have also been smoking more from the bong as opposed to my usual ELEMENTS or RAW  rolling papers.   I find the high cleaner, better, and longer lasting.. I still love my J’s though. I will never just stop smoking joints but it is a great way to conserve ya trees.. . Feel Me!!

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It appears this is the marriage of the dominant Private Reserve and the robust King Kong strain,  both intense Indicas.. The taste has a sweet almost “sativaish” flavor to it.   The high is exactly what you would expect from an OG.. Very heavy in the head, super kick back, this is not the strain to smoke when you are about to do a workout.. or hike.. lol..    PR King KOng is the “sit yo ass down and play GTA5” type of deal….  Just chillllllllllll.. This is good when one is feeling nauseous or suffering from some upper body pain like a neck or toothache… Very soothing to the mind as well.. i pretty much just coasted..  I stumbled across this herb at one of my weekly local  herb haunts “Herbman Collective” located in the hood on Western right off of Exposition.. you  know .. right next to Tracy’s Belizean restaurant.. I sometimes slide in there after my Herbman purchases and grab some stew chicken and rice .. ayeeeee.. !!!!!!   Shout out to my BELIZEANSSS ..

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We have been coming here for a minute and this is probably one of my favorite strains from them so far.. Hopefully they get another batch because I went in yesterday and got the remaining balance.. HAHAHAHAHA.. I couldn’t help it .. I  panicked.. BUT .. they have another store on Western and Washington.. and I am sure they have more of it there.. Check them out .. they have a wonderful array of well priced kush’s… Tell em The Banger Sisters sent ya!!!!!

Alright enough talking..as Uncle Rick James would say “It’s time to smooooke”