Dispensary Review: Bud to go!!!! HerbPlease.Com

herbpleaseEvery week Superbbness and I will be giving you the goods on the local herb shops between good ole LOS ANGELES and the NORTHWEST region ( where the shit is completely LEGAL BABY ..AYEEEEE!!)  I just recently really got into bud delivery services here in LA  .  In the past I have actually been against this because last year i tried a service which shall remain nameless , and the herb was cool but I only had TWO choices.. the hell… I shop for bud like fruits and veggies.. I am like E-40 widit .. I NEED “CHOICES” DAMMIT .. anyway..  i went online to Herbplease.com and chose my flowers from a wonderful list of trees .They have Indicas, Sativas, and Hybrids.. So there I sat in my pajamas and bonnet, mouse in hand . ONLINE.. like it was crazy. just point and click like I was on Amazon buying books or some shit . I am just gleefully filling my cart . I was a bit nervous though because clearly a picture of some herb is one thing but the texture, smell and feel AND GOODNESS is a hole nug of another color.. I would have held a fool hostage up in here if he had got here and the shit looked like oregano .. HAHA .. it would be some smoke in the city and I ain’t talkin about KUSH SMOKE lol..just kidding.. I would have kindly sent him on his way without my coin BUT LUCKILY FOR ME that was not the case. The initial time they visit , they take a pic of your Doctor’s Rec and ID and after that no need until you of course renew  your recommendation.  They also have all sorts of deals and specials which is awesome. They do offer incentives with recycled bottles and Yelp Reviews which is always dope along with friendly and knowledgable honest delivery dudes.

Okay so getting to the herbals… TeslaOGMy favorite connoisseur strain is “Tesla OG”. this is a STRONG indica dominant HYBRID.. these types are my favorite strains.  I rarely smoke straight Indica and when I do i mix it with just a little TOP SHELF sativa.  I love Indica so i do need that to be dominant BUT .I like that little Sativa head high that slides through with the Indica’s body high . Ok so The Tesla OG is outstanding  you do get exactly a gram though when you buy 1 GRAM lol.. I am just keepin it 100 but the price is cool when you get 1/8ths and upwards . I would suggest getting more than a gram to get more bang for your buck, they have a 4 gram lil power pack that i always get and it’s beneficial to the pocket 😉     The other strains are great as well .. The tried and true Platinum Bubba Kush, an Indica hybrid of Platinum OG X Bubba Kush. She offers the earthy , hearty like warm taste with a real stoney head and body high asoociated with an Indica dominant/ Sativa strain..Superb… Vanderbilt OG is another special strain and it is  PART OG , PART PURPLE Hybrid and is slightly sweeter to the taste than the Tesla.,the feeling is very floaty and after I smoked it I cleaned the kitchen and organized the fridge IJS.. I always get the Jack Herrer when i order here because he truly is the King of Sativa strains.  Jack is my favorite daytime herb, I get so much done during the day when i smoke a little Mr. Herrer, It is usually my Wake and Bake strain.  Classic Jack YOU KNOW!!!!!   Edibles and everything you may need like papers, tips, blunts etc can be delivered with your meds, if you are in need. The concentrates are impressive,  right now i am working with a Blue Dream Crumble which i sprinkle generously through my Tesla/Jack joints.  They have a good selection of waxes, crumbles, melts and bubbles, all reasonably priced.HERBPLEASEPACKAGE  Don’t pass up the edibles section. They have Kiva Bars , Gummy Bears , HOney, Cheeba Chews and ey’thang in between.  I would suggest you really be BUYING some shit when you hit them up .. don’t be a jackass and try to get a hot DUB DELIVERED LOL.. don’t be that GUY .. Donate generously .. I really do enjoy this spot the packages are discreet and the drivers , again ,are always accommodating.  You order online , they call to confirm and you are on deck in about 30 minutes.  *sidenote: Don’t be trying to get no herb DELIVERED in your dusty ass , dangerous neighborhood* …you already know . ain’t nobody fucking with Western ,not really Crenshaw,  Normandie,  anything past Olympic traveling South  lol.. Pico .. USC AREA fa sho but any other part of Vermont not around Ktown you can FAGETTIT  . if it’s treacherous .. HELL NO ..LOOKS like dat ass will be in line at the spizzle .. AND THAT’S OK.. ( now my area is not all that great but i am ME ..so there’s that lol.. favors in the Kush community and that lot haahah )

Grape Stomper.. Strain to look out for…

GrapeStomper- .. from the strain “Sour Grape,” this hybrid is a … ’ Chemdog Sour Diesel, SourGrapes has quite the pedigree. Slightly … , Sour Grapes also features a strong, fruity aroma similar to grape candy … found under the name “Grape Stomper.” Leafly definition

Toke of the Town , one of our favorite bud blogs around here has a cool column now called Cannabis Encyclopedia .. It is basically a database which breaks down some of  your favorite strains.. from parent plants to test results.   This weeks strain for  discovery  is a beauty called Grape Stomper.. It seems to be  Sativa dominant as the Male parent plant is a Sativa “ChemDog Sourdiesel” and the Female is a female Purple Hashplant.  Together they have created this beautiful Hybrid known as Grape Stomper.. “sometimes called Sour Grape”   From what I understand it gets it’s frostiness from the male plant and it’s smell and flavor from Mama Purple Hashplant lol.. The feeling is said to be Sativa like in nature.   Complete tight head high (compliments of the so called Headband/ChemDawg situation)  with a little dose of body freeze from Mama Hashplant ( Indica).

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This is a controversial strain due to the lineage of the male plant “Snowman” a Sativa. alleged to be  bred from the legendary Chem 91. Chem 91 is now known as ChemDawg (OG KUSH AND SOUR DIESEL HYBRID)  but this Elite Genetics line has been noted as being actually HEADBAND CUT as opposed to Chem 91 ..pure and clean..I wondered about the ChemDawg as I recall Chem 91 and once I got ChemDawg thinking it WAS THAT , and it wasn’t.. I haven’t fucked with ChemDawg or Sour Diesel since.. that being said . I really want to try this strain and you should too if it is in your area.. I don’t usually fool with Sours or the derivatives of , but this bud looks wonderful with all it’s frostiness and I am always down for a good Hybrid.. see ya next time until then .. TOKE IT UP …

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Original Chem 91 parents (Og Kush / Sour Diesel)

sidebar: Rumor has it that  If you walk into a dispensary and they say they have Chem 91 it is super doubtful.. Chemdawg is actually more HEADBAND .. if you follow me.. ANYWAY back to this Grape Stomper

Read more about these amazing little nugget over at Toke of the Town.  Check them on our blog roll.. TOKE OF THE TOWN…..

Cannabis Encyclopedia is our column which seeks to educate about the wide variety of strains available on the market. Ry Prichard is the writer, photographer, and researcher behind CannabisEncyclopedia.com, an extensive web portal of cannabis information. He spends most of his days navigating the weed jungles of Colorado.

Welcome to Seattle ..Smell the Flowers…

IMG_20130906_230044_258Sooo, Im sure you’re all interested in knowing what kind of herbal equality Ive scored since my arrival to the Great Emerald City.  This is the first bud I smoked the first night here, besides the buds I copped before I left Cali,. Unfortunately, I dont have a name for it. How about “Welcome To Seattle” . Lol. Fuck it. It was a gift. What I can tell you is that these flowers had a sweet smell to them. When I first opened the package and caught a whiff I kept saying to myself damn that smells really sweet. It wasn’t like my typical pungent OG kush smell. It was very much different. The buds were nicely compressed together compared to it being loose and leafy. I really admired staring at the crystals that were throughout the bud itself. Every time I broke a nug piece off the dust from the crystals would get on my fingers. Yesss, I licked it off. Its just weeeeed. Lmaoff. Once I got it rolled up and took my first toke it was smooth sailing with a sweet LOUD AROMA. It was such a good high I was excited with the fact that it was POURING DOWN & doing some serious THUNDERING & LIGHTNING. Everything at that moment seemed to fit perfectly. I was in a state of euphoria while being at one with nature itself. This was a random beginning of my new BUDDING relationship in the NorthWest. I look forward to getting more in depth as I explore new green terrain in my new city .. I can’t wait to share more with you guys on the sights, sounds, and herbage around me.. until then.. KEEP BURNIN’  …

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Here is a little classic to blow to.. !!!!!!

Trees… Trees.. and more Trees..

Well Cheech and Chong  (Ness and I ) have now been spread between two states lol.. I shall be covering the herb reviews onbongpr this end.. Lovely Los Angeles.. and sis Ms. SuperbbNess will be handling all things Kush related in the Lush Pacific Northwest.. SEATTLE to be exact.. I can’t wait to hear about the fresh tangy  flowers she encounters on that side of town.. YUMMMERS.

LOL.. but anyhoo..  Today’s posts are being fueled by PR King Kong.. I know the names can get cheesy and at this  point , it’s hard to keep up, but please be clear … I will never forsake a good strain due to a goofy ass name LOL.. I focus on the taste, iciness, and moistness.  I prefer a slightly sweet taste with minimal scratch through my throat LOL.. I have also been smoking more from the bong as opposed to my usual ELEMENTS or RAW  rolling papers.   I find the high cleaner, better, and longer lasting.. I still love my J’s though. I will never just stop smoking joints but it is a great way to conserve ya trees.. . Feel Me!!

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It appears this is the marriage of the dominant Private Reserve and the robust King Kong strain,  both intense Indicas.. The taste has a sweet almost “sativaish” flavor to it.   The high is exactly what you would expect from an OG.. Very heavy in the head, super kick back, this is not the strain to smoke when you are about to do a workout.. or hike.. lol..    PR King KOng is the “sit yo ass down and play GTA5” type of deal….  Just chillllllllllll.. This is good when one is feeling nauseous or suffering from some upper body pain like a neck or toothache… Very soothing to the mind as well.. i pretty much just coasted..  I stumbled across this herb at one of my weekly local  herb haunts “Herbman Collective” located in the hood on Western right off of Exposition.. you  know .. right next to Tracy’s Belizean restaurant.. I sometimes slide in there after my Herbman purchases and grab some stew chicken and rice .. ayeeeee.. !!!!!!   Shout out to my BELIZEANSSS ..

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We have been coming here for a minute and this is probably one of my favorite strains from them so far.. Hopefully they get another batch because I went in yesterday and got the remaining balance.. HAHAHAHAHA.. I couldn’t help it .. I  panicked.. BUT .. they have another store on Western and Washington.. and I am sure they have more of it there.. Check them out .. they have a wonderful array of well priced kush’s… Tell em The Banger Sisters sent ya!!!!!

Alright enough talking..as Uncle Rick James would say “It’s time to smooooke”

Chubbs is a fool… NUGGETRY ALL DAY!!

this is one of my favorite dispensaries.. It’s in Santa Ana and theY have a wonderful array of Waxs MeLTS, and Edibles…. in addition to the bomb KINE..

Wow.. and the prices are phenomenal..They even allow you to have CHOICES when choosing an edible..  A CHEF … prepares both SativA and Indica Edibles.. wowzers..  I believe they have 2 locations.. the budtenders are honest and knowledgeable.. and they give you space to choose your meds.. AWESOMe..

This Bitch right hyeah is available right now.. at http://www.nuggetry.com.. Santa Ana

if i lived closer I would probably fuck with them, ALL OF THE TIME..

A NUGGETRY VIDEO with CHUBBS.. AND MORE.. AFTER THE KUT.. and how to get to em!! Continue reading

HUMBLED BY YUMBOLT

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Yumbolt

Type Indica-Sativa, indoor and outdoor
Flowering Time 55-60 days
Average height 1 metre
Yield 350 gram/m2 (dried weight)

The savory scent of the Californian forests has been captured indoors in this bud, which produces heavy eyelids and a satisfying smile. The smell and taste are sweet and strong, indicating that this is the genuine Humboldt weed. Yumbolt brings back that old-fashioned flavour from the hills of Humboldt County California. Possessing a sedative stone with an outdoor aroma, she will often induce heavy eyelids with a satisfying smile. From the first toke till the last the taste remains. A producer of large succulent flowers, this girl will qualify for every grower’s needs. Let Yumbolt produce nice dreams for you.

AND AS NATE DOGG WOULD SAY: HEY YAAY YAE YE’…..SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!!