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NOOO.. THEY KILLED JON SNOW…. YOU BASTARDSSSSS…

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*Blank stare* …. so now you motherfuckers want to follow the books….

“i hope you get fucked up in these Westeros Streets HOE”.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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WELL we are still devastated … there really are no words . Superbbness is inconsolable .. smh… and now I am rooting for The White Walkers…. EAT EVERYBODY … DAMNIT..

HERE IS The Season 5 Finale RECAP FROM THE NEGUS…. I don’t even have any fucking jokes… 😦

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My hopes for the new season .. Davos, kill The Red Bitch … Arya get your sight back boo, Drogon is lazy as fuck.. and i hope there is a Dothraki as fine as Khal Drogo amongst the legions of fools surrounding The Mother of Dragons…  Cersei .. i almost felt sorry for you as you were smothered with shit , piss, smegma and village jizz hahah..but then i remembered I hate you .. and you should be dead not JON .. (tears) ..  I do know this Season 6 will probably consist of her boiling the High Sparrow .. ALL OF THEM in pots HAHAHAH.. she is mad… I MEAN REALLY PISSED..

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WE WILL MISS YOU JON SNOW… WE WILL NEVER GET OVER IT !!!!

and remember “pussy smoke monsters have a short life expectancy ” hahahahah.. The Negus are HILARIOUS LOL…..

George R.R. Martin you fucker…. ( sigh)

…and now our watch HAS ENDED………

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SHOTTTTTTTTTTTSS… for the Realm

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Okay guys , it’s almost time.. let us a form a prayer circle around Jon Snow.. AND TURN UP .. HAHAHAHA….. Come back to us later for our recap with The Negus …after the finale…

This two drinks are very simple and  you still have time to rush out for the ingredients… See  ya in Westeros…

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Ingredients :

-100 ml tonic
-30 ml gin
– 1 table spoon lemon juice
For Decoration :
-Fine Sugar
-Lemon Juice

Take sugar in a shallow dish smear edge of the glass with a little lemon juice. Turn the glass into the dish till the sugar sticks to edges. Leave to dry.
Meanwhile take tonic pour into a plastic container & put in the freezer. When the tonic is completely frozen crush it with a spoon and put it in a chilled martini glass – add lemon juice and gin.

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HOUSE OF TARGARYEN  FIRE AND BLOOD

– Drop of Grenadine
-50 ml of clear strong rum
– A bit of spirit

Pour into a glass alcohol and swirl it carefully so that the alcohol covers the walls, pour away remaining alcohol. At bottom  of glass pour a drop of Grenadine, complement Rum. Kindle the glass for effects, blow and drink.

 THERE ARE A MYRIAD OF SPIRITS for the Old Gods and The New… .. over here …. OMG.. now go drink like Tyrion ….

and WE ARE BACK!!!

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SO… we have been gone .. about a year .. but you know how we do… let’s jump right in .. yes we will get to the Kushington, and drink recipes and fashion and ALL A DAT..but first… WE DO IT FOR THE REALM !!!   these guys THE NEGUS have this awesome recap situation on Youtube LOL….. “DEM THRONES”… now if you didn’t see the devastation from last night…..  Get into these two lol.. they are hilarious with their Southern Charm and nuances hahahaha…. we love .. WELCOME BACK.. AND ENJOY!!!!!

Watch the Throne.. Run the Seven Kingdoms…

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Here is the real “Throne” to watch.. here is the seat that everyone is after from King’s Landing to WinterFell lol..     If you cannot squab in the battle like Khal Drogo .. then you should just break out with 30 racks.. AND DO WHAT LITTLE FINGER WOULD DO.. Buy the muhfucka.. hahaha.. I AM NOT KIDDING.. If you are a very rich nerd.. you can purchase this piece for your art room , or dining room.. Maybe if you have a Game room.. hell I don’t know.. I would post this bitch on the front porch … and serve KoolAid to the kids .. HAHHAHA.. !!!!

Purchasing this throne of many kings swords .. has now been made possible by HBO.. who by the way sell many odd and exclusive artifacts from most of their awesome shows.. Can’t wait to see what they offer from True Blood.. BUT I DIGRESS..  Go here for more deets.. 

The replicas are made from hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fireproof resin, weigh 350 pounds and measure 7 feet, 2 inches tall; 5 feet 11 inches deep; and 5 feet 5 inches wide.  I want one.. 😦 of course I am not that paid.. so … looks like I will have to just join the Battle LOL.. AND NOW THEIR ARE FUCKING ZOMBIES???????

We know about all the other fuckery going on….and so should you..

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The blogosphere is a funny place.. and we hate  to repeat things that have appeared online AD NAUSEUM .. LOL..  Check some of our other blog patnas.. for certain ratchetness and some stuff that is not so ratchet..JUST NOT HERE LOL.. .. Some of this is just really not right… You know wrong shit .. Like this bitch in a Nirvana shirt..HAHAHAHA.. I SWEAR..

…because Trina really used to rock Nirvana..

Le Sigh.. So… Chris Brown ..Meek Mill.. and Drake.. are all dragging Rhianna.. Freshalina and dem got that .. lol..

Mary J. Blige.. says Hell Naw she hasn’t been using her charities to fund her Chicken Wrap dreams.. TMZ…

Game of Thrones .. adding more characters to next season .. PerezHilton

Yup.. The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon U and it started in Miami??… SandraRose Check the NSFW PHOTOS OF THE VICTIMS..  it’s gross.. omg..

40 shot and 10 killed in Chicago over the Memorial Day Weekend .. Just Wow.. Bossip 

KidFury takes us to the front of the REVEL stage.. We love him..he is such a BabyDoll.. awww.. He has been changed…by Beyonce’ … 

The Song of Ice and Fire… George R.R. Martin

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We have been meaning to start this expedition for a minute but then HBO did such an awesome job with the show.. We immediately put a rush on the need to have all 5 books.. BTW.. I love BOOKS, fuck a Kendle lol..

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