NOOO.. THEY KILLED JON SNOW…. YOU BASTARDSSSSS…

*Blank stare* …. so now you motherfuckers want to follow the books….

“i hope you get fucked up in these Westeros Streets HOE”.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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WELL we are still devastated … there really are no words . Superbbness is inconsolable .. smh… and now I am rooting for The White Walkers…. EAT EVERYBODY … DAMNIT..

HERE IS The Season 5 Finale RECAP FROM THE NEGUS…. I don’t even have any fucking jokes… 😦

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My hopes for the new season .. Davos, kill The Red Bitch … Arya get your sight back boo, Drogon is lazy as fuck.. and i hope there is a Dothraki as fine as Khal Drogo amongst the legions of fools surrounding The Mother of Dragons… Β Cersei .. i almost felt sorry for you as you were smothered with shit , piss, smegma and village jizz hahah..but then i remembered I hate you .. and you should be dead not JON .. (tears) .. Β I do know this Season 6 will probably consist of her boiling the High Sparrow .. ALL OF THEM in pots HAHAHAH.. she is mad… I MEAN REALLY PISSED..

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WE WILL MISS YOU JON SNOW… WE WILL NEVER GET OVER IT !!!!

and remember “pussy smoke monsters have a short life expectancy ” hahahahah.. The Negus are HILARIOUS LOL…..

George R.R. Martin you fucker…. ( sigh)

…and now our watch HAS ENDED………

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Watch the Throne.. Run the Seven Kingdoms…

Here is the real “Throne” to watch.. here is the seat that everyone is after from King’s Landing to WinterFell lol.. Β  Β  If you cannot squab in the battle like Khal Drogo .. then you should just break out with 30 racks.. AND DO WHAT LITTLE FINGER WOULD DO.. Buy the muhfucka.. hahaha.. I AM NOT KIDDING.. If you are a very rich nerd.. you can purchase this piece for your art room , or dining room.. Maybe if you have a Game room.. hell I don’t know.. I would post this bitch on the front porch … and serve KoolAid to the kids .. HAHHAHA.. !!!!

Purchasing this throne of many kings swords .. has now been made possible by HBO.. who by the way sell many odd and exclusive artifacts from most of their awesome shows.. Can’t wait to see what they offer from True Blood.. BUT I DIGRESS.. Β Go here for more deets..Β 

The replicas are made from hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fireproof resin, weigh 350 pounds and measure 7 feet, 2 inches tall; 5 feet 11 inches deep; and 5 feet 5 inches wide. Β I want one.. 😦 of course I am not that paid.. so … looks like I will have to just join the Battle LOL.. AND NOW THEIR ARE FUCKING ZOMBIES???????

Get Creative.. Create your awesome Halloween Costume..

i spoke too soon.. ahem..HERE IS THE SEXY OPTIMUS PRIME.. and for 70 bucks...*blank stare*

Clearly.. every female is going to be A “SEXY” something or other.. it’s the part I loathe about Halloween nowadayz.. Β it’s usually just a gathering of bitches that want to let their HO PARTZ breathe.. I believe in COMMITTING.. if you are gonna be a witch go all out, mole, cauldron, green skin.. .. if you are a vampire or something scary..BE REVOLTING.. there is no such thing as A SEXY OPTIMUS PRIME .. or Β A SEXY HARRY POTTER. it’s not sexy just CORNY.. so here are some ideas from those of us that do not get our Halloween Costumes from Frederick’s of Hollywood.. or Drakes OR the Stripper section of the Swap Meet.

I say if you dress like a hoe most of the time.. be different, be a librarian or a bitch with clothes on or simply walk around with a book in front of your face.. this will BE A GREAT DISGUISE and again just rock clothes Β .. at least drawers it will be a change.. people won’t recognize you with your titties behind a blouse WHAT!!!!

ANYHOO I DIGRESS.. NOW

clearly the most popular costumes for the ladies are the Pan AM chicks.. ABC has blessed us with this awesome revival of retroliciousness.. (THAT’S A WORD).

there are many variations..HOWEVER.. I SUGGEST going the authentic route.. or be a Pan AM zombieΒ lol..that’s would I would do but hey.. THAT’S ME.. Please try to avoid that corny Soul Β Train Electric Blue Dress with that tired fake stewardess hat , RANDOM WING APPLIQUE’Β AROUND THE NECKLINE, and the silver platforms..

This ain't it.. but IT'S OUT OF STOCK EVERYWHERE ..go figure..

I AM EGGING SEXY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ON SIGHT !!! HA HA HA !!

I mean this is just wrong.. you would be better off going to your local thrift shops and building one. This joint here is 24.99 at EVERY COSTUME SHOP.. I am sure it is posted next to the obscure and hard to obtain PLAYBOY BUNNY COSTUME (rolls eyes).. right between the SEXY GYPSIE AND THE SEXY FREDDY KRUEGER..(bitch yess , there is a sexy Freddy Krueger)..

Bamboobanga is going to show you how to make a Pan AM costume as well as where to get other fun, fresh, and funky costumes to add ummph to your trick or treating adventures..

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What to watch this Summer..

Nurse Jackie..

Edie Falco does it againΒ by potrayin a new “Nurse Ratchett” ass bitch this time around.. check it out.. watch full episodes here>>>Β  Peep it on Showtime..Β  Nurse Jackie.. I can’t wait..

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Perhaps someone needs to get the good nurse some herb and if this is the case, consult with our girl.. Nancy after the Jump.. yess Weeds is back!!!!!

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