Ben and Jerry’s Euphori Lock

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This is awesome if you have kids or a spouse lol.. or just greedy ass homies who help themselves to your bong, or your last rolling paper, snatch out of your roach stash, or drink the last of Kool Aid,  (WHEN IT’S JUST A “SWALLA IN THE CONTAINA”)..ooh ok i digress.. i went post Della Reese on that ass lol.. anyway .. Keep EVERYONE out of your PINT.. LOL..

Homemade Watermelon (Shaped) Chocolate Chip Bread

Yes. all those ridiculous things TOGETHER.. who ever created this recipe is obviously a stoner lol.. Why the hell would you make chocolate chip bread made like a watermelon LOL.. THAT’S CRAZY TALK!! but yet very intriguing. (Rubs Hands together like Birdman)

Here’s what you will need:  

  • 2 1/2 cups plus 2 tablespoons Gold Medal unbleached all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons granulated sugar
  • 2 1/4 teaspoons (1 packet) active dry yeast
  • 1  small egg, beaten
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 cup buttermilk
  • 1/4 cup milk chocolate chips
  • red and green food coloring
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